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Diary Entry [Mar. 21st, 2007|11:17 am]
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I believe I wish to have an affair. But how on earth does one go about doing such a thing?
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Alone at last [Dec. 12th, 2006|10:03 am]
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[Current Location |Bath, Miss Gate's House]

*laughing herself silly*

The lobster quadrille!

*slapping the bathwater with her palms*

*thinks of Ianto doing the soft shoe shuffle and breaks up again*

*thinks of herself doing the soft shoe shuffle and practically drowns laughing*
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(no subject) [Dec. 11th, 2006|09:21 am]
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[Current Location |Miss Gate's House]

Otter, my sweet. First I am going to have a bath, and then we must talk. Would you please wait in the drawing room? The Ood, whom I see have relinquished their loyalty to Satan, will bring you anything you require.
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Exploring the jungle [Nov. 20th, 2006|10:19 am]
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Have you noticed that the sun - that small, red sun - never seems to move in the sky? It is eerie.

The air smells like a perfume shop.

Let us spread out, but stay within shouting distance of one another.
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Expedition [Nov. 19th, 2006|12:05 pm]
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Very well - I suggest the following:

Reinette stays here to look after the babies.

Lynda, Mr Jones, Dr Harper, the Doctor, and myself set off to explore the jungle, starting by examining the area closest to the house, then returning here.

I have a rifle for myself, but I fear I can supply no other weapons.

How does this plan strike you all?
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(no subject) [Nov. 18th, 2006|08:14 am]
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[Current Location |Miss Gate's House, The Jungle]

Oh my goodness! What was that! It felt like a hurricane struck the house!
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(no subject) [Nov. 13th, 2006|02:17 pm]
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My thesis on higher mathematics nears completion.

While I have been burning the midnight oil, much of the usual nonsense has been going on about the house and grounds. For the most part I have tried to let things take their own course. I find as I grow older, my urge to meddle declines.

However, young Jimmy has asked me to encourage the Doctor to join an adventuring party bound for the villainous Circus. I think the outing could only do him, the Doctor, good. (Besides, he ought to be there if only to protect his junior twin.)
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(no subject) [Sep. 14th, 2006|03:10 pm]
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[Current Location |Bedroom]
[music |Scotland the Brave]

*wakened by the sound of bagpipes*

What in -?
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(no subject) [Sep. 10th, 2006|06:43 pm]
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*hysterical*
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(no subject) [Sep. 10th, 2006|12:15 pm]
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[Current Location |The Kitchen]
[mood |anxiouscrisis mode]

I think perhaps that everyone who is able should join me here in the kitchen for a discussion of what we know and what action we can take.
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